HTML + CSS + Hot Chick
Some time ago I was killing time viewing a famous anonymous image board, when I saw an extremely interesting image. At the moment I didn’t think twice: I saved the image on my machine and then showed to some friends.
When I was going to post on fotolog, I realized that something was missing. Maybe the hot chick’s t-shirt was implementing only one part of all available HTML! Then, in my incredible lack of things to do, I decided to create a HTML + CSS code for her:
<html>
<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="woman/blonde"/>
<hair style="color: blonde; size: long"></hair>
<eyes style="color: black;"></eyes>
<nose></nose>
<mouth style="lipstick-color: #572023">:)</mouth>
</head>
<neck><colar></colar></neck>
<body style="size: medium; vertical-size: thin">
<arms><hands></hands></arms>
<tshirt style="type: nerd hot chick">
<tits style="size: medium; touchable: very"></tits>
</tshirt>
<jeans style="color: blue">
<ass style="shape: round; feel: soft"></ass>
<vagina style="haircut: v-style; size="medium"></vagina>
<legs></legs>
</jeans>
</body>
<feet>
<footnote>Nérd Chicks - Beneath the clothes and glasses there is a sexy goddess.</footnote>
</feet>
</html>
With little modifications to the CSS style, it’s possible to create many variations of the woman, for all kinds of likings. This shows how CSS is powerful, when we follow the standards. I didn’t use an external stylesheet (the correct way) because the code had to be small to get into a paper sheet with the photo.
I printed two pages: one I put on my bedroom’s wall, and the other I gave as a present to my Web professor at the university.
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DAMN YOU AUTO REMOVAL.
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vertical-size: thin
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horizontal-size: thin